HH The Lemming Sage, Patrician of Atlantis and Head of the NationStates Commonwealth.
His Royal Lemmingness, Supreme Lover of Dodger, Ruler of the Island Lost to the Sea, Captain of the Scurvy-Ridden Ghost Crew, Dictator of the Empty Spiced Rum Bottle, Teacher of the 'Teachings' and Wearer of Beautiful Hair.
Former Arch-Chancellor of the Founderless Regions Alliance